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Tools for Westlake Moms

Look at us, using the computer even.

Generator Nº 01

Name My Westlake Baby.

A last name masquerading as a first name, plus a middle name that could also be a marina.

Palmer Sutton

A neutral, gender-optional selection from the Westlake carpool line.

Generator Nº 02

My Charity Gala Name.

For the annual betterment of a cause that we are struggling to remember at the moment, but was surely very critically important.

Save the Date

The Barefoot Ball for Bees

Saturday, the fourteenth of October · A Private Estate off Bee Cave Road

Cocktails at sunset. Silent auction to follow. Valet suggested; kaftans encouraged.

Generator Nº 03

Generate an email to the teacher concerning your petty grievance.

Mad-libbed and mildly passive-aggressive. Signed with warmth.

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