The Moms of WestlakeA Field Guide & Coloring Book
At long last, this bleeding edge work of scientific field research (and staggering genius) into the glamorous neighborhoods of Westlake and their most fabulous residents, the Moms, has arrived. Also, there is coloring.
♠ Archetype no. 01
The Former Model Mom
Davenport Village · Flawless
Inscrutable model pout.
♥ Archetype no. 02
Mother-at-Law, Esq.
Rob Roy / Seven Oaks Greater Metropolitan Area · Hammer of Justice
“Billable hours…”
♦ Archetype no. 03
The Junior League Mom
Rollingwood · Carolina Herrera Aficionado
“Fête of the season!”
♣ Archetype no. 04
The Mom Mentioned in the Epstein Files
Lake Austin Waterfront · 5th Amendment Enthusiast
“REDACTED”
♠ Archetype no. 05
The Crunchy‑Conservative Hybrid Mom
Rollingwood · YouTube Creator
“Traditional Motherhood™”
